Zaria, 25 — Escort in Dubai

Proper English manners, improper English humour — I bring both. Zaria, 25, British, blonde, a slim 168 cm that wears everything from gym kit to evening silk equally well.

London taught me conversation; Dubai taught me to stop apologising for enjoying myself. These days I split the difference beautifully: I’ll debate you over dinner, laugh at your worst joke if it’s delivered with confidence, and keep the evening moving at exactly the pace it wants to go. Couples find me easy company too — I have a talent for making three feel natural. And when an occasion calls for two hostesses, I arrange a duo with a girlfriend of mine.

My base is Downtown, right in the middle of everything, where I host in private. Hotels across the city are an easy taxi ride when you’d rather stay put.

An hour of my company opens from 2100 AED. Write like a gentleman, arrive like one — and I’ll take care of absolutely everything else.