Layla, 28 — Escort in Dubai

Essex girl, Barsha address, zero apologies. I’m Layla, 28, British — blonde, a petite-curvy 160 cm with a figure that fills a little black dress correctly and a laugh you’ll hear before you see me.

What I bring is fun without effort. None of that stilted first-date stiffness — within one drink we’re conspirators, within two the evening has in-jokes. British women are built for banter, and I hold my own with anyone; but I also know when to dial it down to something warmer and quieter, and that switch is where regulars are made.

Girlfriends of mine join for duo evenings on request — double the accents, double the trouble, one very manageable booking.

I host at my place in Al Barsha, easy parking and total privacy, and outcall runs city-wide. My hours start from 1600 AED — the friendliest number a British blonde has ever quoted you.

Go on then, message. You were going to anyway.